Absynth and much more hardcore alcohol

I got off the plane (that had free alcohol) and stepped into California and a wirlwind of free booze. My dad took us to the winery he works at for free wine. This place is great! It's called the Irish Monkey and the wine was fabulous! Because we were VIPs we didn't have pay a tasting fee and between the 3 of us we probably went through 2 bottles of wine...our tastes were gulps...big gulps.

TJ and the ABSYNTH....he was too plowed to know what to think

Then we went to Hanger 1 and enduldged in haut vodka tasting. Damn that girl poured us a ton of booze and this time we thought ahead and only got two tastings instead of 3. Still we drank, and drank, and drank. And then we drank more! We tried $120 bottles of tequila and the taboo ABSYNTH!!!!!!! It was the best re-introduction to California. And who has a cooler dad than me??? Seriously who's dad would pay for their kids drinks????

I believe a song is in order...ah hem.....

"dad is great he gave us lots of free dranks!"
-Cosby